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Retro City Rampage – Congratulations! You Lose!
Ever look at a video game and say, “This is totally up my alley!” The concept, the premise, the graphics: whenever it all comes together, you feel like you’ve found something special. But,...
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Retro Game Challenge: An Homage Done Right
I had recently looked at Retro City Rampage and gave it some criticism that many didn’t appreciate. Not that my take on the game wasn’t valid or even original; I read many reviews that also viewed...
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2 – Shotgun Not Being Tails!
Over the weekend, a buddy and I got some time to hang out. We both have full-time careers and are fathers of two, so hanging out can only mean one thing: we’re babysitting. Of course, this instance...
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Persona 4 Golden – Solid Experience, Mediocre Game
So, I have this thing called the Playstation Vita. Never heard of it? Well, neither has anyone else ever. I guess that’s why it’s doing so poorly. I don’t have any numbers to show you; I just hear...
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Bad Dudes – Who’s Bad?
It’s February! You know what that means! Valentine’s Day! A time for people either to be gross and do things with their feelings and stuff, or a time for people to be cynical and talk about how...
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Rayman: A Legend Deferred
If you’ve at all been keeping up with current events, then you’ve undoubtedly come across one of our generations biggest stories: Rayman Legends for the Wii U is no longer a Wii U exclusive and will be...
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Jetpack Joyride – Like a Bat Outta Hell!
Welcome back to Badass-uary! Did you miss me? If so, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! That sentimental bullshit isn’t allowed! It might taint our testosterone! And we’re here to fuel ourselves to the brim...
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The Badass Guide to Gaming: What to Eat
Welcome back to my ongoing course on how to stop sucking and love the Badass! Being a Badass takes a lot of focus, determination, guts, and punching! Lots and lots of punching! Maybe even a kick...
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Metal Slug Anthology – Peace Forever!
Welcome back to Badass-uary! For this entry, I wanted to talk about the baddest and most kick ass game franchise I know: Metal Slug! To do this, I went on the hunt for Metal Slug Anthology, the...
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I Heard the Ending Sucked: Why I Stopped Playing Knytt Underground
I’d recently purchased Knytt Underground for my Vita and begun playing it this weekend. I’ve had the game for a week or two, but I waited until I could really devote some time to it because I’d heard...
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Duck Tales – Revisited Before Remastered
Hey, did you hear? Duck Tales on the NES is being remastered for eShop, PSN, and XBLA! They’re calling it Duck Tales: Remastered! And the trailer is boner-efic! And Holy shit! WayForward is...
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Guacamelee! –¡Viva Los Luchadores!
Quick! Think of some of the most badass things in the entire universe! [Pause for Your Thinking...] Times up! I’m sure you thought of a bunch of things, but if Batman, monster trucks, fire, Mr....
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Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken – The Original Cock of War!
“Chickens shooting each other on jetpacks? SOLD!” These were the exact words I spat out before I purchased Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken and before my wife decided to take the kids and move back in...
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Fire Emblem: Awakening – I’m Playing It Wrong! (Part I)
I’m a man with an eclectic taste when it concerns video games, but there are certain genres that I enjoy over others, and one of my favorite genres is the Strategy Role Playing Game, or SRPG. Needless...
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Fire Emblem: Awakening – Pick a God and Pray! (Part II)
Last time, I posted about how lame and unmanly I was during my first playthrough of Fire Emblem: Awakening. Long story short: I was playing it wrong by not building relationships and by playing with...
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Luigi A Gonna Kill Me: What’s a Blogger to do?
Internet, I may not have long to live. My life has been threatened, and I’m pretty sure the man out to get me WILL follow through. I wanted to get this out as fast as I could so somebody might be...
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Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon – The Universe’s Finest Achievement
I have to tell you, of my own volition which definitely has nothing to do with any green plumber-related reasons, that I have found THE game. The world’s greatest game to have been created or will...
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Duck Tales 2 – Remaster This!
This post hits a couple milestones for me. Firstly, it’s the first playthrough I’ve done that’s a sequel to another playthrough I’ve done. It kind of makes me look focused and organized, which is...
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Punch Out!! Project Poster!!
So I made this completely unnecessary yet angelic and elegant piece of greatness to hang in my office at work, and I wanted to share it because I knew you guys would find it proportionately...
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Punch Out!! (Wii) – The Montage Makes the Man
So, I made this sweet thing last week that I’m super proud of, and it made me want to play Punch Out!! again. Because, honestly, when is it ever not a good idea to play Punch Out!!? Whoa… punctuation...
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